FULL NAME: Wesley Margolis Chisholm
PREFERRED NICKNAME: Wes The Mess
GENDER: Mail
DATE OF BIRTH: May 16, 1992
ROLE IN BAND: Singer, Guitar Player, Man Meat

TOP 5 FAVORITE ALBUMS: "OK Computer," "Viva Nueva," "Thriller," "Whatever and Ever, Amen," "Philadelphonic"
TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES: "Ghostbusters," "Waiting For Guffman," "I Heart Huckabees," "Silence of the Lambs," "The Incredibles"
TOP 5 FAVORITE GUITAR SOLOS: "Santaria," "Poor Heart," "Old Love," "Purple Haze," "Limb By Limb"
TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES: Jennifer Connelly, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, Shakira, Ashton Kutcher (Apologies to Denzel for not making the list)
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Virgil's Root Beer
FAVORITE ACCENT: Italian
FAVORITE CONDIMENT: Salsa
FAVORITE SHOE BRAND: Zoo Balance
FAVORITE IMPRESSIONIST ARTIST: Matisse
FAVORITE BIBLICAL FIGURE: Isaac
FAVORITE CAST MEMBER FROM ANY SEASON OF MTV'S "THE REAL WORLD": Wes hates MTV
FAVORITE NORSE GOD: Thor
FAVORITE EAGLES SONG: "Desperado"
FAVORITE PART OF TOM WEAVER: His boyishness coupled with constant manly 5 o'clock shadow
FAVORITE CIGARETTES: Cigarettes are bad .
LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOW: "Friends"
LEAST FAVORITE ODOR: Body
LEAST FAVORITE WTF SONG: "Can't Reach"
LEAST FAVORITE WTF MEMBER: Wes
FAVORITE LINE FROM "THE BIRDCAGE": None.
FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE: "Aw, that ain't right."

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: I love Wiffleball!