FULL NAME: Wesley Margolis Chisholm
PREFERRED NICKNAME: Wes The Mess
GENDER: Mail
DATE OF BIRTH: May 16, 1992
ROLE IN BAND: Singer, Guitar Player, Man Meat

TOP 5 FAVORITE ALBUMS: "OK Computer," "Viva Nueva," "Thriller," "Whatever and Ever, Amen," "Philadelphonic"
TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES: "Ghostbusters," "Waiting For Guffman," "I Heart Huckabees," "Silence of the Lambs," "The Incredibles"
TOP 5 FAVORITE GUITAR SOLOS: "Santaria," "Poor Heart," "Old Love," "Purple Haze," "Limb By Limb"
TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES: Jennifer Connelly, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, Shakira, Ashton Kutcher (Apologies to Denzel for not making the list)
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Virgil's Root Beer
FAVORITE ACCENT: Italian
FAVORITE CONDIMENT: Salsa
FAVORITE SHOE BRAND: Zoo Balance
FAVORITE IMPRESSIONIST ARTIST: Matisse
FAVORITE BIBLICAL FIGURE: Isaac
FAVORITE CAST MEMBER FROM ANY SEASON OF MTV'S "THE REAL WORLD": Wes hates MTV
FAVORITE NORSE GOD: Thor
FAVORITE EAGLES SONG: "Desperado"
FAVORITE PART OF TOM WEAVER: His boyishness coupled with constant manly 5 o'clock shadow
FAVORITE CIGARETTES: Cigarettes are bad .
LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOW: "Friends"
LEAST FAVORITE ODOR: Body
LEAST FAVORITE WTF SONG: "Can't Reach"
LEAST FAVORITE WTF MEMBER: Wes
FAVORITE LINE FROM "THE BIRDCAGE": None.
FAVORITE SEXUAL MANEUVER: Can you write this word for word? Okay, you know how when you grab the ankle of their left leg and put it on your left shoulder, so that their leg is like on your belly? But you still hold onto their ankle. That one's pretty awesome.
FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE: "Aw, that ain't right."

ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: My nipples are smaller than a dime.